diff --git a/node/boto.js b/node/boto.js
index 278e812..a9292e3 100644
--- a/node/boto.js
+++ b/node/boto.js
@@ -98,18 +98,18 @@ client.on('message', (channel, tags, message, self) => {
         })
         .catch(err => console.log('[ERR]', err));
     }
-    // Cupid
-    if (command === 'cupid') {
+    // Simp
+    if (command === 'simp') {
         // Get a random user but skip the user requesting a random user
         getRandomChatter(channel, { skipList: [tags.username] })
             .then(user => {
                 if (user === null) {
-                    client.say(channel, `Sorry ${tags.username}, garunteed 0% match-making with no one else in chat! #smallstreamerproblems`);
+                    client.say(channel, `Sorry ${tags.username}, no one in chat to simp on! #smallstreamerproblems`);
                 }
                 else {
                     let { name, type } = user;
                     const percent = Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) + 1;
-                    client.say(channel, `/me @${tags.username} & @${name} have a ${percent}% match compadibility!`);
+                    client.say(channel, `/me @${tags.username}'s simp meter for @${name} is now ${percent}%!`);
                 }
             })
             .catch(err => console.log('[ERR]', err));