// CMD | CHAT COMMANDS | Start // CMD | RNGUser if(command === 'rnguser') { // Get a random user but skip the user requesting a random user getRandomChatter(channel, { skipList: [ tags.username ] }) .then(user => { if(user === null) { client.say(channel, `Sorry ${tags.username}, this is embarrassing... There was no one to choose from! #smallstreamerproblems Bleep-Bloop!`); } else { let { name, type } = user; client.say(channel, `${tags.username} exluded, at random I choose "${name}" cuz they're such an amazing ${type}!`); } }) .catch(err => console.log('[ERR]', err)); } // CMD | Color if(command === 'color') { // Change your username color. Color must be in hex (#000000) or one of the following: Blue, BlueViolet, CadetBlue, Chocolate, Coral, DodgerBlue, Firebrick, GoldenRod, Green, HotPink, OrangeRed, Red, SeaGreen, SpringGreen, YellowGreen. client.say(channel, `/color ${args.join(' ')}`); client.say(channel, `/me @${tags.username} has changed my color to ${args.join(' ')}`); client.say(channel, `/me Out of the entire hex (#000000) spectrum or the preset color names: Blue, BlueViolet, CadetBlue, Chocolate, Coral, DodgerBlue, Firebrick, GoldenRod, Green, HotPink, OrangeRed, Red, SeaGreen, SpringGreen, YellowGreen you choose ${args.join(' ')}... Welp, alright!`); } // CMD | Code if(command === 'code' || command === 'git' || command === 'repo' || command === 'dev') { client.say(channel, `/me The CODE | Open-Source code available at: https://cord.sarimoko.com/`); } // CMD | Dice Roll if(command === 'dice' || command === 'roll') { const result = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 1; client.say(channel, `/me RNGesus has rolled @${tags.username} a ${result}!`); } // CMD | Dojo if(command === 'dojo' || command === 'guide' || command === 'tutor' || command === 'lessons' || command === 'lesson' || command === 'coarse' || command === 'guide' || command === 'guides') { client.say(channel, `/me The Dojo | DIY's & 1on1's available at: https://cord.sarimoko.com/`); } // CMD | Lurk if(command === 'lurk' || command === 'lurkin' || command === 'lurking') { client.say(channel, `/me Bleep-Bloop! Thanks for lurking, your viewership & support is much appriciated!`); client.say(channel, `!kappagen sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO `); } // CMD | Mark if(command === 'mark' || command === 'merch' || command === 'mousepad' || command === 'shirts' || command === 'stickers') { client.say(channel, `/me Bleep-Bloop! Thanks for lurking, your viewership & support is much appriciated!`); client.say(channel, `!kappagen sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO sarimoLURKbrb sarimoKO `); } // CMD | Raid if(command === 'raid' || command === 'raidcall' || command === 'spam' || command === 'spamwars') { client.say(channel, `!kappagen sarimoRAID sarimoFREEDOM sarimoRAID sarimoFREEDOM sarimoRAID sarimoFREEDOM`); client.say(channel, `/me Thanks everyone for watching!!! PREPARE TO SPAM!`); client.say(channel, `/me Copy'n'Paste the following: (Yes, even if you don't have a sub... We know your a sub at PrideHeartL PrideHeartR LuvHearts`); client.say(channel, `sarimoRAID sarimoFREEDOM You may take us viewers, but you'll NEVER take our FREEDOM!`); } // CMD | Rule if(command === 'rule' || command === 'rules') { client.say(channel, `/me Bleep-Bloop! Reminder of the Chat Rules`); client.say(channel, `1. Do NOT feed the Trolls!`); client.say(channel, `2. Do NOT be a Troll!`); client.say(channel, `3. Do NOT be another brick in the wall!`); } // CMD | Sale if(command === 'sale' || command === 'buygames' || command === 'humble' || command === 'bundle' || command === 'humblebundle') { client.say(channel, `/me Bleep-Bloop! Get sales & give to charity! Win + win, right?! Check out HumbleBundle, use this affiliated link to support the stream: https://www.humblebundle.com/?partner=rusttv`); } // CMD | Time if(command === 'time' || command === 'pst' || command === 'pac') { client.say(channel, `/me Bleep-Bloop! PST | 2-Pac Standard Time`); } // CMD | Trip if(command === 'trip' || command === 'trippin' || command === 'tripping') { client.say(channel, `BLEEP! BLOOP! I'm trippin dragon ballz! Did @trip_228 spike my bios?!`); client.say(channel, `!kappagen sarimoTRIP sarimoTRIP sarimoTRIP`); client.say(channel, `Stay calm... Just remember your name & ip address... @Sarimoko 127.0.0.1... @Sarimoko 127.0.0.1...`); } // CMD | Tune if(command === 'tune' || command === 'lyrics' || command === 'midi' || command === 'tabs') { client.say(channel, `/me The Tune | Lyrics, MIDI, Tabs, & more hosted on Git written in Markdown available at: https://dojo.sarimoko.com/`); } // CMD | Weed if(command === 'weed' || command === 'pot' || command === 'dab' || command === 'dab30' || command === 'roach' || command === 'roach30' || command === 'bong' || command === 'joint' || command === 'bongs' || command === 'pipe') { client.say(channel, `/me The Sarimoko Show is an adults only channel based in California where we've passed Prop 64: Adult Use of Marijuana Act. Marijuana and Cannabis is not for everyone, please seek a professional for further guidance on THC and CBD.`); } // CMD | Whom if(command === 'whom' || command === 'who' || command === 'cv' || command === 'resume' || command === 'portfolio') { client.say(channel, `/me Who's asking? ${tags.username} if you're a cop you HAVE to tell me, right?! CV/Portfolio/Resume is available at: https://whom.sarimoko.com/ `); } // CMD | Wish if(command === 'wish' || command === 'wishlist' || command === 'amazon' || command === 'gift') { client.say(channel, `/me First off, thank you ${tags.username} for even considering contributing directly! Amazon Wishlists have been split into sub-categories and are available at: https://wish.sarimoko.com/ `); } // CMD | SOCIAL PLATFORMS // CMD | Cord if(command === 'cord' || command === 'discord') { client.say(channel, `/me The Cord | The official Discod to join & share at: https://cord.sarimoko.com/`); } if(command === 'fb' || command === 'facebook' || command === '') { client.say(channel, `/me Facebook | https://facebook.com/sarimoko.o `); } if(command === 'insta' || command === 'ig' || command === 'instagram') { client.say(channel, `/me Instagram | https://instagram.com/sari.moko `); } if(command === 'reddit' || command === 'subreddit') { client.say(channel, `/me Reddit | https://reddit.com/r/sarimoko_o `); } // CMD | Social if(command === 'social' || command === 'socials' || command === 'linktree') { client.say(channel, `/me YouTube | https://youtube.com/c/sarimoko `); client.say(channel, `/me Instagram | https://instagram.com/sari.moko `); client.say(channel, `/me Facebook | https://facebook.com/sarimoko.o `); client.say(channel, `/me Reddit | https://reddit.com/r/sarimoko_o `); client.say(channel, `/me TikTok | https://twitter.com/@sarimoko `); client.say(channel, `/me Twitter | https://twitter.com/sarimoko_o `); } if(command === 'tiktok' || command === 'tik' || command === 'tok') { client.say(channel, `/me TikTok | https://twitter.com/@sarimoko `); } if(command === 'twitter' || command === 'tweet') { client.say(channel, `/me Twitter | https://twitter.com/sarimoko_o `); } if(command === 'twitter' || command === 'tweet') { client.say(channel, `/me Twitter | https://twitter.com/sarimoko_o `); }